THIS IS MIAU HERE

Hi. Is this on? Ok.
Good afternoon. My name is Miau and I want to blog too. Hold on a mo, I need my glasses. I live in the house with the person who writes this stuff and as a rent paying member of the household I feel I should be allowed to contribute. While she is out at work, I found the computer on and what do you know, here I am. The photograph is definitely nowhere near the best of me - however I am putting it here to prove to you that is is MOI who is typing and that I am extremely clever. Next time I will upload the ones that David Bailey took of me last year for Vogue. My contribution will be Fashion. In my short time on this planet I have come to notice there is no fashion here. I will be sharing my tips with you. WHo moved my whiskey? First though, the important stuff. Namely, About Me: · My name is Miau. · I am a lady cat. · I only wear real fur. · I look best in diamonds but have been known to wear other gemstones on occasion. · I have the smallest feet in the world and so my shoes are custommade.
*thinking*. *still thinking* I prefer sweet to savoury. I prefer hot rather than cold, and can sleep under a duvet for 8hrs straight without coming up for air once. I am absolutely phenomenal at dribbling a mouse across the floor at high speeds. I can use my paws like a MONKEY AND SCOOP THINGS UP SORRY CAPS LOCK. I am not the only cat in this house - I am made to share with others. I suppose I have to mention them now. Then again, no I don't. I am kind and look after the homeless Oh bugger I hear someone coming