Hi. Is this on? Ok.
Good afternoon. My name is Miau and I want to blog too. Hold on a mo, I need my glasses.
I live in the house with the person who writes this stuff and as a rent paying member of the household I feel I should be allowed to contribute. While she is out at work, I found the computer on and what do you know, here I am.
The photograph is definitely nowhere near the best of me - however I am putting it here to prove to you that is is MOI who is typing and that I am extremely clever. Next time I will upload the ones that David Bailey took of me last year for Vogue.
My contribution will be Fashion. In my short time on this planet I have come to notice there is no fashion here. I will be sharing my tips with you. WHo moved my whiskey?
First though, the important stuff. Namely, About Me:
· My name is Miau.
· I am a lady cat.
· I only wear real fur.
· I look best in diamonds but have been known to wear other gemstones on occasion.
· I have the smallest feet in the world and so my shoes are custommade.